the batter must defend the precious smol at all costs

Mario with a bat is telling a young child to get out.

Mario wants you to fuck off

Mario with large eyes and a deflated nose screams Fuck OFF

marios mustache

mario stashe,,,, secret

mario lookin shy and telling you to shhhh

embarassed, mario insists you don't divulge his deepest, darkest secret.

Mario has a daddy...