Your favourite kid is now dating your least favourite troll, and they're sickeningly sweet about it, cutesy pet names and all.

John <3 Eridan

Two guys with dorky glasses are smooching

Sollux <3 Eridan

Sollux daydreams about the lovely Eridan and his riffle.

Sollux thinking of Eridan and how lame his harpoon gun is.

wwas that slander i cant evven tell i tend to block out noise from filth wwhose blood is practically the complementary fuckin color a mine

eri haunts you in your sleep

Eridan is always there, when we're sleeping. For all of us.