Drying blue Nikes at the Laundrymat
"closen da god damn door no!" - some fag in a hat
Doctor Seuss' house was raided by a flamboyant man with a scarf and bouffant. As a result, that man now resides in the Cat in the Hat's hat.
Squirrel thinks: "Hey, what is this fancy looking dude with a scarf and a comb on his head in MY red/white Tophat?"
a squirrel has his hat stolen from a man with a red scarf and comb in his hair
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!