Your speed means nothing if it's Death that you're running from.

A superbly drawn black and white sketch of death chasing a guy.

grim reaper just wants somebody to be his friend

Death wants me to be his friend, when in reality, I've been his friend for a long time. I even added him on Facebook.

Pyramid heads knife was stolen. Someone died. There is blooooood.

Two people cross the red sea with a kitchen knife.

Two chinese men, one holding a sword, remain atop the great wall of china to defend it despite the rising lava on both sides.

A Chinese samurai hiding behind the Great Wall watching lava stream outside the wall.

Chinese man (in rice hat) watches in horror as a terrorist bomb goes of at the base of a skyscraper.

Chinaman says "O NO"

man getting hit on the with a plate... o no

i man getting hit in the head with a plate by the waiter while trying to order

Bart Simpson doesn't give a fuck fuck fuck.