The train that just couldn't. Because he's a train...;-;

A sad train engine stuck on the tracks on a beach. No trains are allowed on the beach.

Thomas the train engine cannot hide his tears.

Aaw such a sad little train

thomas the train just got fucked over by his bitch, now he is crying like a little pussy

Thomas the Tank Engine crying. MEH CREYS!

Thomas the train that couldn't.

Thomas the tank engine isn't hardcore enough to do the loop de loop.

Train doing the loop da loop

An exceedingly primitive steam locomotive chugs along a track, driverless.

a yeti throwing a bus

hairy man no likey peasant transport.

Hardcore racing.

NOW THIS IS POD RACING

A happy turtle with a red shell.