A heartbroken frog regrets not becoming an astronaut.

BROKEN HEART TOAD CANT BE AN ATRONAUT

Sad frog is oblivious to the asteroid about to hit it.

A meteor is about to strike earth, but the frog has already been squished

Giant meteorite heads to Earth as a space toad eats a black hole

A rare and unique bird left three different eggs from three different fathers

a bird with three eggs in his nest

robin returns to find his wife has been fucking another robin

OH WOW SEXUAL RELATIONS

Sexy time with portals.

A man about to engage in anal sex with himself through a portal.

Portal buttfuck.

portal hopping

A man falls from the sky into a pile of shit.

I really hope that's not shit

poop running away

gotta poop fast

GOTTA GO FAST

Zelda going fast.

Blue car with a happy face with vicious diarreoa

a happy blue car who is propelling himself across a rainbow using the power of poop.

a car pooping whlie driving over a poorly drawn rainbow

someone driving off of rainbow road

Mario getting banana peeled by Bowser on Rainbow Road. What a jerk!