Time to think with portals!

man thinks what would happen is zordon from power rangers got married to an oranger lady zordon

A man dreams of a married couple, naked with 'z's on their heads

Adam and eve actually just made up by a smug bastard in his head

chin thinks of michaelangelo

a priest saying "oh michelangelo ♥" with the voice coming out of his chin

a bishop confessing his love of Michelangelo.

A pope is looking in love at a sign that says "TMNT-CO-MEET MICH"

the pope is secretly a teenage mutant ninja turtles fan

A preist that loves TMNT like any normal person... little do they know he is Raphael!

Green penis

deal with it says green penis

Limp pickle believes you are overreacting, suggests you compose yourself.

green jellybean saying gotta go fast