a fat guy on the internet trying to pick up girls

"It's mp"

a man questioning what "mp" is

stupid game tutorials

something like H̠̣̠̟̥̆ͯͥ͑͋̀͟O̶̭̪̹͈̪̫̙̬͛ͫ̾M͔̦̝̙̟̥̮̟̉̋͑ͭ̀͡E̹̮̞̅̂̒͋̈ͣͫ͜S̪̮̟̠̫̟̬̯̽ͥ̈̅͟͠T̵̮̻̲̯̝͉̹̠̒̏ͮͪ͐Ṵ̧̨̔͌̚C̺̱̮̏͗͑͌̈́̏̂͢͝K̢̪̗̟͓̒̂͞ ̣̉͘͟

a Namekian cat

A cat with no tail and an X for a nose

...looks like somebody had an accident!

so a lovely negro was walking down the street when suddenly