You are the UGLIEST dog i've EVER seen
APPARENTLY, IT'S A DOG.
man i just hat a dream about 2 hot twins, and i was a girl. i tried making a move and asking one of them out, but then i woke up. :(
A girl is ok about losing her eyeballs
My reaction to 50 Shades of Grey.
Desentizised pervert has apparantly read kinkier fics than this.
My right hand is a nub, why is myright hand a nub?!
Nub Rub (v): The act of massaging someone using only amputated limbs.
give me a nub rub
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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