Look, I just need t say this, I really like you and stuff and was wondering if you would go out with me? please respond.

THe tofu is confused; minutes ago, he was adored, but now....Now he seems to be stuck on a plate waiting his demise...

Tofu is sad because no one wants to fucking eat this shitty meat substitute. Fuck you, tofu. Eat a shoe.

masturbating on a lamp

A shadow haunts the lamp from "Brave Little Toaster"

A frightened lamp has come to the sudden realization that the object of his fears is now directly behind him.

Girl yelling at a pixar lamp. Poor pixar lamp don't give him your watermelons.

Someone is freaked out by a Pixar lamp and a sliced melon

a man startled by a watermelon slice and a lampp having sex