All that glitters is potentially but not limited to gold. Thus, due to probability, this shit ain't gold. Its shit.
Asking for real gold.
A bag of gold.
a well drawn picture of golden coins sliding/falling out of a small bag.
Buttered Biscuits Fall From A Brown Cloth Sack
a whole lot of cookies falling out of a sack someone put on a shelf wrong
the cookie crab threw cookies out the window !
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!