Too much time upgrade unlocked

I always wanted an award for SOMETHING. Anything, really. Thanks, buddy.

A man who loves his awards.

Man sets new record for world longest wank.

two long tails

Pig doesnt have a very good digestive system

Little piglet with no ears farts really loud

Farting pig flying into the air

A flying Waluigi

a flying man with wasp wings and a purple hat with 'w' on it.

yer a wizard harry

Hagrid

You're a Wizard, Harry!

yer a wizard eri

two red birds flying and passing a mountain

A mountain watches two birds fly by him and says that they are "Such cool birds!"

the mountains are vastly impressed by the fact that birds can fly.

purplemountainmagisties

A landscape. Purple mountains, green grass.

a beautiful landscape. blueberry hills

tree on a hill and a pond

A lovely scene of a river through the hills with a tree that just wants to dance

Someone spilled some linquini.

Sick dude likes to eat his own puke.

puking

a tan guy with spiky black hair vomiting green liquid with light blue, light green and red particles in it.

Guy throwing up. The Barf is mostly red and blues M&M's

Sicking eminem all over the place.

slim shady

A guy using a dead weasel as a scarf.

i told you about the scarfs bro.

Man in a speedboat gives zero fucks

Man with zero fucks given drives his motherfucking boat around the motherfucking ocean.

ribbit

A shark loses his tooth and is bleeding

shark fairy

Shark with a magic staff.

Its a cock shaped rocket

A volcano erection next to a waterfall.

lava fighttt h2o

a snowball fight, but with napalm instead.

guy throwing a granade of heart at a girl

unreturned love

A BROKEN HEARTED GIRL IS SET TO DARKNESS FOREVER

Girl jealous of martian couple

woman is saddened by alien couple

"HEADS" THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH DANMET MIGHT SAY PET... 3 AT LEAST 2 SHOULD BE ENOGH

siamese cat.

STOP LOOKING AT MY WORDS DAMMIT. I'M TYPING

dumb person

Person staring at the mirror, making sure they are ready to go out.

Endless blue corridor. optical illusion

A long dark tunnel with a vampire lambpost at the end

A lamp at the end of a mysterious tunnel

a small confusing white cheese curd with a lil yellow arrow

a tater tot with a bow and arrow

An angel killing people randomly with a bow. He seems to love doing it though.

Sadic angel

A color-inverted photograph of an angel with long, stringy blue hair. She's not really happy about being photographed.

Angel gets captured... on digital camera.

A Angel killing a 5-eyed bird

angel shooting a blue bird

butterflyman gets kinky