Turkey

Elmo was put in a trash compactor

Elmo, why...

Elmo from Sesame Street mugs a random person off the street; he shoots his victim in the face because he has no money.

true life on the sesame streets?

Commander Levi is unimpressed.

angry face

Hey bert Geuss What, I have no gf

Great weather we're having, eh? So, how's life? Uh, sports? Uh....WILL YOU PLEASE STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT AND SAY SOMETHING PLEASE!