a blue eye with eyesand or shit on the side. probably both.

An ostrich's head with an eye for a face and a pink beak.

MORDOR

A drunk spider tries to write something.

Charlotte's web spider having some red wine

spider hanging from ceiling enjoys a wine glass of red liquid.

Spider suspended from a web drinking cherry juice from a straw.

a spider is drinkin blue-man's juice with a straw

A spider takin' a leek next to a man who looks O.K with it.