a free elf

Dobby in a yellow dress, cause hes a free elf

Alien is free.

Cannibal zombie

A zombie believes his brother makes an utterly delicious meal. He will now eat his wife for dessert.

Two zombie brothers talking, one says that it was all delicious, but he'll eat the other's wife now.

What. The. Hell. Is is a distraught zombie?

green zombie asks why his head fell off

a zombie carrying his head asking himself, "why?"