Obama taking over the world riding cyborg alligators.
Barack Obama riding a mechanical alligator with a small American flag in his left hand while yelling "I'M A GIANT FUCKING MAN!"
American alligator tamer
A patriotic doofus about to be eaten by an alligator.
A guy wearing a hat like Uncle Sam and a shirt that says "GO USA" screams "NOOOO" while an alligator tries to eat his head.
Noooooo said the fancy american
YES! AMERICA! BALD EAGLES CRY IN THE NAME OF THE AMERICAN WAY!
Bald eagle on crack
A bird perched on a branch, toking up on a tiny bird bong.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!