After eating the giant LOL!, he realised this was incredibly stupid idea.

"Why are constipation jokes so funny?" contemplated the writer as he shat an entire LOL of shit into the terlet.

Unfortunately for him, the LOL-Diarrhoea he was suffering only grew worse, to the point where he gave birth to a full scale ROFL-Copter.

Little did he know, he was rolling on the ROOF laughing. He fell off.

The wizard was smacked by the roof that was angry about being called ROFL (by the wizard)

After the mean ol' wizard turned it into ashes, he noticed his wand was sparking, looks like it might be wearing out.

The wizard cries of sadness, for he killed his apprentice with a fire spell.

The child wizard cried flames as he visited the grave of his apprentice.

"Please stop crying!" asked the field mouse, but the wizard continued to sob tears of fire, despite the squirrel's best efforts hose him.