You're sitting at a bar. You take a sip out of your glass of... blood... I guess. You're looking to the side... seductively.

After drinking the cranberry juice, the man leaves the bar, only to be ambushed by his nemesis...

The giant cranberry beats up the fearful man who ate his family until you can't tell if blood or cranberries are coming out of him.

But then PACMAN APPEARED AND SAVED THE BLOODY DYING MAN FROM DR. EVIL-RED-PACMAN-WITH-A-FIST-COMING-OUT-OF-HIS-CLOSED-MOUTH!!!!!

After Pacman discoverd his evil twin's deeds, he confronted him in an epic duel.

PACMAN and POORLY-CUT-WATERMELON engage in a showdown, turns out, pacman doesn't even like watermelon

Mr. Pac Man was getting into something he never thought he'd like. WATERMELON.

A short while after eating the first few melons, Pacman died of dysentery.

at pac-man's funeral, Mario offered melons ton miss pac-man. It was very awkward.