demoman makes a pie and everyone wants a piece but he's not sharing

Demo bakes a pie and won't give you a piece.

Demoman will never give up the pie.

Demo doesn't want to share his pie, the selfish bastard.

Demo rejects scout

Scout professes his love to demo as demo walks away

The scout spent $100 for a Something Special for Someone Special. The Demoman flat out rejects it, and this tore the scout apart.

Demofarts make scout cry

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