... in a land, not too far away... there lived a king. And this king lived in a fucking awesome castle with a moat and guards and shit.

The king has finally gotten what he always wanted, a castle. Little does he know an army is marching towards it.

The king's love for the fort brings him to siege it with just a handful of footmen.

Wario refuses to leave Fort Sexy. The king and his troops conceded defeat.

wario's obese sexiness was used to take over the land that day, there was no king that's sexy enough to stop him...

Wario thought he was to sexy...but the world wasn't ready yet

Waluigi realized he wasn't ready to be sexy as he stared lustfully at the sex gods that are Luigi and Mario

As the walls enclosed on Waluigi he prayed. He eclaimed to the skies that he didnt care about how his body looked. It got and more tight

After trying out portal physics on moving objects on waluigi, mario concludes he'd rather go save peach on foot.