A pie and a cake beating each other up!

Pumpkin pie & spam just don't mix.

fortune cookie plus taffy equals a shitty fortune cookie

Fortune cookie + pink laffy taffy = shit on a fortune cookie.

a fortune shrimp

cat morphs into a crescent roll

Cat gets squished by Manhole Cover

a cat is scared to death of a vacuum

a cat yelling at a hoover vac because it knows dyson roller ball technology is better