a butthurt pirate
A french dude hurt his butt.
Surprise butt-sex.
fire logs pooping ashes and yelling surprise
A sausage launching out of sparks bleeding mustard out of its nose, yelling 'surprise, bitches!'
Hot-Dog shooting mustard out of his nose while yelling "SURPRISE BEETCHEZ"
A hotdog fucking mustard and ketchup
Hotdogs get sexually aroused by oranges and apples
A hotdog loves oranges and apples
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!