a big ol' bag of dicks
Old man river seems to have "Dicks" tattooed on his face... also needs to shave that beard.
a neckbeard has "Dicks" tattooed on his head
Engineer
Someone with a cheese shaped hat who has been working on the railroad.
a half eaten toast
burnt toast with a square of mustard on it
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!