Americans

Really, really fat American.

i have no idea... i think its a very fat guy with a red shirt that says "valve". then to the top left of him it says "no HL3"

A Giraffe Smiling. I hope it has a nice day.

Giraffe buying drugs from a turtle with a tophat

a giraffe looking a a dead turtle with an evil glare

Giraffe shooting red lazers from its eyes

Man shouts "No steampowered Giraffe! Bad Giraffe!" at a steam engine train.

Stick men talking in a ankward language