A Kawaii duck has far too much swag for anyone to handle.
swag dog
a dog has had a mid-life crisis and spent his money on a red convertible
teddy bear is having a mid life crisis
stuffed bear waisted the 1st ½ of its life
I don't always drink with a bear, but when I do, it's with a teddy bear
fingering under the table
A happy bunny in a sunny field on a spring day.
it's a bunny wabbit
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!