A elderly blind man takes his dog for a walk, but his dog is actually a ham.
guy is to drunk to hold his glass of wine
Passed out from one sip of Bordeaux - The glass survived yet spills
drunken guy is now asleep
the drunk slept heavily
a drunk man falls asleep in the middle of the road with a beer in his hand
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!