Your best interpretation of hypocrisy
Half-Life 2-3
A man gets split in half.
A man gets hit with one lone pink strand of silly string
Man covers ears in a dark room, only to be startled by a glowing pink whip.
A man screams as a rocket soars by
A man with an unusually long left arm fears a torpedo
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!