House on fire

my face, which is a building which is on fire

crying house has a hole in the attic

A house is sad because the roof is broken

Somebody smashed in the roof of a sentient domicile!

i hate it when i get arcane energies all over the couch!

pinnochio 2012

rick santorum

an angry man

Pacman ordered new lipstick, but it's the wrong shade of pink. He is infuriated.

Mrs Pack man

Female pacman giving head.

Eat the pill

Eat it!

a monster eating watermelon slice

Thanks to advanced technology, eating large slices of fruit is easier than before!

Pac Man eating some mustard and ketchup.

[south park reference]