Capt. McSpanky is fed up with his first mate and challenges him to a duel. The duel shall be fought with horse cocks, as per Irish tradition

A scene from Clint Eastwood's classic movie "For a Few Dollars More" has him dueling an outlaw wish a questionable weapon.

clint eastwood with a dildo in his lasso

clint eastwood goes off to fight a gang of no-good-doers who took over town with his trusty purple car door handle

Abraham lincoln smoking a cigarette cursing out kids while playing with a purple slinky