a dinosaur finds his dinowife in bed with Chuck Norris
A snake is shocked to see his wife in bed with another calendar
snake finds that his calendar wife has been cheating on him with another calendar.
A pirate finds his wife November (who is a pillow) having sex with another man.
Angry pirate with a bandana but no arms or legs
a disgruntled santa claus with a quadruple chin has every limb torn off his body (???)
santablood
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU SANTA? HOW DID YOU GET STUCK IN A STOCKING?
santa feels violated
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!