Whee don't ey ya go poot on yer tank top and schortch schwuartchz and steek aur tennis racket up yer assholay, ya fooking freakin' faygewt!
Beardy ginger scottish man celebrating his new kilt with delicious IRN-BRU.
Kilt wearing Scotsman drinks Iron Brew.
An angry fellow wearing a skirt jealously keeps a dead fish away from your prying face.
making love to a fish in secret
The love between a shark and a fish can never be (their parents wouldnt aprove) meanwhile underwater carrots sit unnoticed
2 fish fall out of love with carrots
deep sea carrot breaks up with piscine love interests.
A carrot leaves a fish broken hearted.
A shark is heartbroken because carrot has rejected a date with him.
A carrot refuses to go out with a shark who has extremely bushy eyebrows. The shark is heartbroken.
Ed, from Ed, Edd n' Eddy, became a whale and felt in love with a carrot that doesn't want to date him
A whale is heartbroken after being friendzoned by a carrot.
A woman breaks up with a blue whale the nicest way she can think of
Some girl dumping a dwarf blue whale on land
a pet snake begging for scraps at the table.
A man eating dinner at a table talks to a snake, who is standing nearby.
A man has jumped on a table to avoid a green snake
Guy tries to escape a snake by standing on the world's shortest table.
A kung fu master showing his praying mantis moves to the snake
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!