The CIA investigating bacon.

Rick Astley throwing a sock at some bacon.

Some balloonish girl is blushing and saying "hey baby"

Mrs. Balloon, are you trying to seduce me?

a pink ballon wanna f^ck you

A pink balloon hoping to get in with a baby. ;)

Gun-toting "Rambo" guy is turned into a scrawny messy-feathered pigeon in baggy, once tight-fitting, clothes

A Machine-gun firing badass turns into a white dove stuck in a blanket.

A guy with a minigun turns into a seagull standing on a blanket