Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil.

thank you for providing me with nightmare material for tonight, good sir

Zombalien celebrates his birthday by raping a cultural sci-fi fad.

Green alien with third leg requests trekies

Peaceful cyclops alien gifts the perfect controller to /v/.

Cycloptic alien is disappointed with the piece of dragon he received

dragon wants to eat a scared vegetable

bird stole an ice cream