Scout gets his ass slapped until it bleeds?

Soldier is offering you a free draw!

Soldier wants me to draw a picture for him.

The soldier demands that you draw him and draw him well!

sperm covers soldiers face soldier looks sad

Solly has got some..uh..genetic material on his face...

Soldier covered in blood grins. You're next.

Creepy soldier saying right into my soul that I am next. I'm scared. His face is covered in blood, he's smiling showing his teeth. Help.

he is painis cupcake and by god he will eat your very soul