Blue Bells calling home
A man who had blue balls castrated himself. It seems his two boys are self aware and longing to go "home".
contacts that talk
some eyes, a mouth, and a chin says "yo, sup nig"
a horse
Alas, poor Scruffy did not survive the trip through the taffy stretcher.
8 minutes after taco bell, 8 minutes 3 seconds after taco bell
a guy is standing on the side of the road and a stupid car covers him in mud, poor guy!
A man selling fecal matter, but he has recently slipped and fallen into the fecal matter, thus ruining his stock.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!