I'm the Doctor!
Doctor dick
Dr. Pencil tells the green-headed man some bad news.
A pencil tells a man with a green head that he has lead poisoning
A pencil informs a green person that he has lead poisoning, even though pencil lead is made of graphite so it doesn't work aaaaa
Giant pencils can do that you know.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!