The alpacalypse
WARNING: you are too close to the radioactive device
the sun is 2 close to earth
the sun is pissed at the earth so he is getting really close and is heating up the earth so that everyone dies
The Sun comes up from behind the earth and brutally molests it, hoping it dies in the process...
Yaldabaoth
the sun on its period
sun hates chocolate
The sun hates a walking piece of chocolate and the chocolate is melting and crying from the sun's heat
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!