A guy walks into a bar... ...and sais "ouch!"
Santa sneaks behind a child and stabs him as the child checks the living room for presents
Decorating for Christmas is all fun and games until you get a tree half your size.
Christmas tree
Christmas tree with titties
beautiful christmas tree
Christmas Tree at 30 Rock is fired upon by some kind of UFO
UFO shooting red lasers at christmas tree decorated with colourful balls
aliens invade Christmas
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!