Anywhere from one to four kittens.

super adorable confused kitty

textbook falling on a cat

A cat can't believe he just read the whole book beginning to end.

Bec Noir just finished reading Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text of Magical Frivolity and Practical Jappery.

Penis and hairy balls...penis is uncircumsized AND pointing right. There is no body.

The union jack.

A sick swan throwing up fish, and is very embarassed

a rainbow

A rainbow

a crying ribbon?? WTF is this???? I don't even...

a sobbing two-trunk elephant does not know what the previous request was

a cheery elephant with two trunks

elephant with blood on it

ephelump

a boy receiving the bad news that he has sanic fever

A doctor has just made a little girl lose all her hair

Some science prick spilling green crap all over some girls hair.

Mythbusters

Hilter and admiral Ackbar standing in a bunker watching an nuclear bomb test.

hitler and admiral akbar testing nukes

edgar allan poe and that fish face general from star wars launch a nuke. the sun is shining.

A rocket dick blasts off from a tranny

A man being cool with a cigar.

bad ass being bad ass

Duke Nukem