Fifty shades of holy shit this book is fucked up.
Things fat librarians love.
the words 'OMG coffee' and a mug of coffee
OMG COFFEE!
OH YOUR GODS. IT COFFEEEEEEEEE! FUCK HOPY GODDMAN SHIT IT FUCKING COFFEE!
The legends speak of the World's Greatest Grandpa that will one day come to our village and save us from a great evil.
steaming pile of shit
Hot and smelly feces!
5-eyed-blue-faced monster
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!