gandalf touching frodo inappropriately.
(I laughed out loud at this.. no joke) Gandolf sees the one ring in Frodo's ass and says "Sauron won't find it there!"
Sauron hires Sonic to find the One Ring
Sauron asking Sonic to find the Ring
Sauron tells SANIC to find The One Ring
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!