otome games vs reality

Shark tits

Robo-Shark, Complete with Chest Laser Cannon Embankments

A shark is shooting lazers

Bird with a double lightsaber finger

Mr. Peanut

mr. peanut

Mr Peanut apparently.

mr peanut man

Mr.Peanut

classy peanuts

Classy sausage man with a complemented tophat.

Mr hat

a smokeing hat

A ninja who haves a really good day with his friend, mister sticky stick.

Edl + Edl

Boat shoes + girl shoes

Boat + Pink heels

Secret russian underwater-tech for automatic sailboat capture/destruction ( With the newly discovered weapon: a woman shoe)

This cotton-candy boat is being tragetted by a torpedo being fired by the present of a shoe.