4chan personified
A fat anime freak with crumbs on his face+shirt +sweaty armpits is staring at little kids going into a toy store, which is making him hard.
Dude who still lives in his parents basement, secretly envious of all the little kids makes fun of them.
A drawing of the last doodler.
canistor man
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!