Bikini men

We have here a true work of art. The detail of this masterpiece can not be expressed in words. Please draw a turtle in a wedding dress.

rape whistle

a coaches whistle is going off on the wrong end.

This very lovely whistle isn't making the whistley noise anymore. It must be broken.

...I think it's supposed to be a gun...that shoot air?

a handgun

Guy with abnormally long head must use hand to keep it from hitting chest. Wears hat and has an unusual mustache.

a man with a long face, a mustache, and a bowler hat listens for a sound