a guy with amazing hair obsessing over said hair

Sexy man admires himself through magic mirror. Grau!

a man looking in the mirror sayin sexy

Man with way too long arms admiring himself at his mirror, mouth open and says "Sexy". Just plain touching 'love at the first sight'

Man with an appendix scar on his side looks into a mirror. "I'm Sexy," he states to himself - he must be a vampire, without a reflection

A man staring in a mirror proclaiming how sexy he is

A man looks in a mirror above him and thinks to himself, man, I'm sexy!

No, you really aren't.

angry man really is