Lord English just wants to be loved.

Dirk wants you to love him

Dirk, the big teeth man wants you to love him.

Nobody loves this person. I wonder why.

Therapy?

uh... laying on a brick

A man sleeping on a very square bed. The red covers do look cozy, though.

a skinny and pale man dressed in black is very depressed so he's laying on a bloodred bed which appears to be broken

Poor guy is sitting on a red bed. He's sad, and he's crying. But not the dramatic kind of crying, no, he's still pretty much dignified.