A grandmother who wears too much makeup enjoys the Booty.
Elderly woman daydreams about becoming a pirate.
A dentist with no arms fantasizes about becoming a pirate with a large sword. This is impossible because he's been shot six times already.
oh no i was shot by a male stripper named pirate
A shiny pirate who is dressed like a normal non-pirate person shoots a person who knows that he is a pirate in disguise
Pirate in a Boss dress with a tie n stuff, but also an eyelash and a wooden leg shoots his employee, who doesnt quite understand...
A pirate shoots a questionable victim.
Pirate Shoots dog with comically oversized cannon that is obviously compensating for something else
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!