cumming on keyboard = dosh.
expel bodily fluid onto paper and get money?
If you urinate on a computer document, do you get tons of cash?
Man defecating on a computer. It will defend itself by shooting sharp disc at the man.
Crying man fucks computer, he drools and his shoes are watching
Man with a dick the size of Gabe Newell is sad the only action he gets is with his Dell computer. A pair of shoes watches in horor from afar
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!