You think I am kawaii, but I am really Darth Vader.

Orange kawaii sailor girl is really Darth Vader

darth vader deciding if he should hula dance or watch from afar

The skull is silent

In a dark, dark town in a dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house. And in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs.

An evil jewish genie controlling the media

The Jews attempt to escape from their golden prison.

I wrote "Ponies" instead

Some MLP hate or something else that's not really worth anybody's time.