Make a contract with me and become a magical girl!

a demon contract offering the signer to become a "magical" Girl.

kingdra you plebian

A seahorse pokemon calls something a plebeian, ironically spelling "plebeian" wrong

cheese tank shooting off red lasers

laser cheese lol i drew laser cheese once

Someone trying to hide porn in their desktops by giving it a weird filename.

I'm not describing this. >_>

I have received a Megaman. Your move, Doodle or Die.